Member Handbook

REV. B · COVERS EVERY SERVICE IN THE GARDEN · KEEP NEAR YOUR MACHINE

1. Before you connect: authorize your line

Every account is IP-locked. The retro ports answer only to addresses on your account's allow-list — to everyone else the garden does not exist.

2. Point your machine at the garden

Set your vintage machine's DNS server to 172.232.183.32. That single setting is the whole trick: inside the garden every hostname — mail.yiffcloud.com, login.oscar.aol.com, anything — resolves to us, so stock clients connect without modification.

AUTHORIZE FIRST (SECTION 1) - THE DNS PORT IS BEHIND THE SAME GATE, SO AN UNAUTHORIZED MACHINE CANNOT EVEN LOOK UP A NAME.

3. Service directory

Sign in everywhere with your screenname and service password (see section 6).

ServicePortWorks withNotes
AIM (OSCAR)5190AIM 1.x–3.xStock login servers resolve to us; just sign on.
MSN Messenger1863MSN Messenger 1–2Shared presence with AIM and Yahoo!.
Yahoo! Messenger5050Yahoo! Messenger classicSame buddy universe.
IRC6667mIRC, ircII, anythingNick = your screenname. Start in #lobby.
Mail — POP3110Eudora, Outlook Express, Netscape MailYour mailbox: screenname@yiffcloud.com.
Mail — SMTP25same clientsDelivery inside the garden only.
Mail — IMAP143Listed but temperamental; use POP3 for now.
FTP21WS_FTP, Fetch, command lineRoot lists your homepage + your domains. Passive mode supported.
Walled web8088any browser with proxy supportSee section 4.
Finger79finger name@yiffcloud.comSee who’s around.
Printing515 / 631 / 9100LPD, IPP, rawPrint from the vintage machine; collect PDFs later.

4. The walled web

Browsing runs through the garden’s own web service on port 8088. Set your browser’s HTTP proxy to yiffcloud.com port 8088, then open any http:// address — curated pages, weather, news, and member sites, all served from inside.

Without the proxy setting, plain port-80 requests reach the modern front office and bounce — the proxy line is the one bit of browser homework.

5. Your homepage

6. Passwords & lines

7. When it goes quiet

Everything below assumes the machine could connect yesterday. Work the table top to bottom — the first row is the answer nine times in ten.

SymptomLikely causeFix
Every service times out — even DNS lookups failYour IP moved overnight (dynamic lines drift)Portal → remove the stale address → authorize again. The firewall follows within a minute.
Names resolve, but sign-ons are rejectedWebsite password typed into a retro clientRetro clients take the service password (section 6). Caps lock counts.
Browser bounces to a modern-looking pageHTTP proxy not setProxy yiffcloud.com:8088 (section 4) — the one bit of browser homework.
IMAP refuses a login POP3 acceptsIMAP is listed but temperamentalUse POP3 for now; it is the supported path.
FTP connects, then listings hang foreverActive-mode data connection blocked on your endSwitch your FTP client to passive (PASV) mode.
All of the above check outGenuinely usSay so in #lobby, IM fox, or mail fox@yiffcloud.com from a working line.

8. House rules

The short version: this is a small room, act like it. The long version is the Terms of Service. Misuse ends membership without a refund; the wall is load-bearing and we do not apologize for it.