Sign Up
Membership is invite-only and the paperwork is one form long. Bring a code, pick a screenname, and $29.95 a month puts a whole 1996 internet on the other end of your line.
By signing up you agree to the Terms of Service. Invite-only. Misuse results in termination. No refunds.
Choose the screenname carefully
It is the one name you carry everywhere in the garden. Three to eight characters, letter first, lowercase — short enough to fit every login box drawn since 1995. The moment your account exists, that name is:
- your mailbox —
you@yiffcloud.com - your buddy-list handle on AIM, MSN and Yahoo! at once
- your nick in
#lobby - your homepage —
yiffcloud.com/~you/ - your answer to
finger you@yiffcloud.com
No code?
Codes come from members; there is no waiting list and no public inbox. If you know someone inside, ask them. If you don't, the Contact page explains why that is the whole system.
After the form
- Checkout runs through Stripe on this modern site. Card numbers never touch our machine.
- You land in the member portal. Press Authorize this network and your address joins the allow-list within a minute.
- Point the vintage machine's DNS at the garden and every stock client finds home on its own. The Handbook walks each OS through it.